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Tim Montgomery - Second Place to No One

Former track/running/springing super-star Tim Montgomery has done it again. As a hardened, competitive, talented athlete, many of you may remember Tim Montgomery as being the great sprinter holding the 100m sprint record and a Gold Medal relay. You may also remember that he was stripped of these medals and records after being caught using performance enhancing drugs.

However, recent news regarding Marion Jones, female track start extraordinaire, have diminished Tim Montgomery’s Epic Fail as she now is not only stripped of her records, but looking at jail time as well.

But Tim is a hardcore athlete and will. not. be. beaten.

In his finest competitive display, Tim has been caught with 100g of Heroin.


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