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Preakness 2008: Running of the Potties

Every year, never seen on camera, is a very peculiar event. It has nothing to do with horse racing nor does it have anything to do with racing . . . at all. In the beer infested infield of college frat stars and girls halfway in their sun dresses is the running of the porta potties. Yes, drunken athletes bolt nearly 50 yards to glory as their comrades pelt them with bottles and cans. Does this sound like fun to you? Absolutely! While I find fun at NASCAR races by mullet hunting, I think I could find fun at horse racing by participating in this sport.

Sweet.


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